Gotta laugh. If I was going to make up a story about a black racist, I assure you it would be less unusual than this one. Hmm. Probably would've had him throw something at me. When I was a boy, some rednecks threw a glass coke bottle at me. Maybe I would recycle that story.

But I realize you have to doubt my story. For people who think race matters more than class, denial is the only defense.